Jeanis Joner


noun. an erection while wearing jeans.
1. there is nothing worse than a jeanis joner encounter at the bar.

2. get your jeanis joner outta here!

3. anyone who’s ever been to a school dance knows about jeanis joners.

4. man, his jeanis joner was so hard.

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