Jeannie


a one of a kind person who always thinks of others before herself. she wears her heart on her sleve and will be there for you whenever needed. she is very smart, funny, beautiful and is sensitive to others’ feelings. she would be the best girlfriend a guy can ask for. any guy who dates her would be the luckiest guy on the planet.
jeannie is so nice and always thinks of others first.

he is so lucky he is dating jeannie.

jeannie is so beautiful…
historical texts reveal this word was a verb used to describe the existence of mysterious, beautiful women over the age of 40 who seem to be immune to aging and possess unusual magical powers over men. habitually, these women use their powers for many things but are most likely to use them to empty wallets of their male “companions” at the mall. in earlier centuries “genies” were captured by men and put into shapely bottles for good luck. however, as common with men of the day, they forgot where they stashed the bottles and these hidden treasures were not discovered until many years later.
1. whoa… check out that “jeannie”.

2. if i found a genie, my first wish would be to become a jeannie!

3. hey, why is my wallet empty? i’ve been “jeannied”!!!

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