Jeanocide
the act of tearing holes with a sharp or blunt instrument, in any area of a pair of jeans, creating the stupidly fake illusion of being a bad–ss/punk.
1: hey, nice pair of jeans, are they new?
2: yeah, but look at them while you can because at skin-thirty i’m committing jeanocide
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