Jedi Doug
guy named doug who played star wars and since has forever declared himself, jedi doug.
i am jedi doug, feel my force powers baby.
jedi doug was the name of one of the jedi accademy’s up and coming star pupils before he succ-mbed to the dark side. the dark side seduced him and turned him to what he is now, the evil and slightly more powerful, darth the mole. darth the mole has now successfully killed 63 jedis including his old master jedi mark.his skills with a saber are unrivalled and his knowledge of the force extensive. darth the mole is bettered only by yoda and the emporer but is still learning the ways of the force and shall one day be the most powerful sith lord to ever exist.
darth the mole blocked jedi mark’s low attack, flipped over his head and cut him clean in 2. and to think, he used to be that nice jedi doug
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