Jedi Mind Meld


a failed attempt by a politician to gain some credit with scifi fans by butchering some phrase from a fictional univeres. a form of palinpropism
mr. obama: “we need a jedi mind meld with the republicans ‘america shall live long and prosper for this is not the budget you are looking for”

joe biden: “oh no you didn’t”

on the other side of the galaxy
captian kirk: “i felt a great disturbance in the force……, as if the president said something dumb and millions of nerd voices suddenly cried out in laughter and suddenly started making new memes. i fear something terrible has happened.”

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