Jedi Run
this is a way of deciding seating in a vehicle. once the driver proclaims “jedi run!”, the p-ssengers must sprint to the car. the first person to touch the front p-ssenger seat door handle is victorious, and the seat is theirs. this trumps a “shot gun”, as the driver has final say so on who sits where, unless he is driving in replacement of one of the p-ssengers, who is the actual owner.
any arguments over the winner are up to the driver’s decision.
p-ssenger 1: shot gun!
p-ssenger 2: d-mn it!
driver: jedi run!
both immediately sprint to the door, where upon p-ssenger 1 touches the handle first, thus affirming his seat in the front.
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