Jedward

two of the most beautiful people ever to walk the planet.
john paul henry daniel richard grimes and edward peter anthony kevin patrick grimes

known for their amazingly high hair and gorgeous personalities.
jedward: yo vip, lets kick it!
everyone in the entire world: -sigh- we love you!!
the blended word formed from the xfactor finalists, 18 year old twins, john and edward grimes, with their spiked up electric style quiffs.
1. i love jedward! jedward to win, dude!

2. g-d, your hair is such a jedward hair-do today! lay off the gel.
the irish twins, also known as john and edward grimes, are famous because of their fabulous quiffs, dazzling personalities and their ability to turn tedious, lackl-stre “music” into unbelievably heartening, cl-ssy pop. the 18 year old boys are uniting people and nations as we speak, and they have an endless number of followers, all of which find themselves with an inescapable form of obsessive jedward disorder, resulting in wondering off topic when speaking; the use of the word ‘deadly’ a lot more often and the uncontrollable need for cereal. jedward have many nicknames, including ‘jedders’, ‘the jed’ and ‘eddie and jj’. also, if you hear someone using the words ‘hottest boys on the planet’, they are most probably talking about the twins.

nothing can beat the unstoppable force that is jedward.
girl no.1: “woww, i just met the most perfect guy in the world!”
girl no.2: “omg, you met a jedward?!”
an officer of the british army, who in the late 1800s journeyed with a merry companion across afghanistan to kafiristan (“land with no gods”), went up the first chief he met and said, “would you like to defeat your enemies?” “of course!” he said. jedwards made him king, and then deposed him, and looted the country six ways from sunday.
and then he said, “jedwards”
a form of insult to someone you think is totally and utterly ridiculous, in either their manner, clothing style, haircut or otherwise someone who has done something or in the act of doing something really stupid…… or simply just used to wind someone up by calling them “a ‘jedward’ ”
for example…. “you complete jedward”, “stop being a jedward” or simply “oi ! jedward!”
look alike to mr mitch-ll brown and john and edward grimes ; noted for their high blonde quiff’s and exuberant personality’s?
“what do you called a person who has a striking blonde quiff similar to the one on mitch-ll brown and the twins of x factor ?”

” jedward ”
the combination of the names “john” and “edward” who are the twins that appeared on the x factor 2009 in england.

they look really stupid.

they can’t sing for sh-t.

they both dance like bell-ends.

but everybody loves them for the above mentioned reasons.
louis walsh: “do you want to come back to my place boys?”

jedward: “no because were scared you may try to b-m us.”

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