Jeebus Crust
jeebus crust is the crust of crustianity and the reason we celebrate crustmas. he is the son of gosh and part of the holy 3-some (or ménage à trois). jeebus was born to bl–dy mary, a virgin, by a miracle of the spirit of truthiness. the holy babble gives an account of an angel visiting bl–dy mary to tell her that she was chosen to bare the son of gosh. jeebus is known as the first ninja. he is also the first to demonstrate the ninja stealth ability of turning into a bunny.
following the teachings of jeebus crust has changed my life. crustianity heaven is far better than any other afterlife.
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