jeep wrangler
one of the best 4wd vehicles available to civilians, if not the best. can be a convertible or a hardtop. usually contain a manual transmission, though some may be automatics. often seen near a beach area in the summer, off-roading, or plowing snow.
1. ‘dude! i’m getting a jeep wrangler for my first car!
‘zang!’
a vehicle that was first designed in world war ii(1941-1945) by w-lly’s for use in combat and troop transport. it’s short-wheel base, light weight, and 4-wheel drive made it the perfect off-road vehicle. in 1944 w-lly’s designed a civilian version, known as the cj(civilian jeep). they were produced form 1944-1986. in 1987 the vehicle was changed to be known as the jeep wrangler, and has been ever since. for your money, there is probably no-better vehicle available to the general public that is more capable right out of the box than a jeep wrangler. it’s not fancy, with heated seats, and excess bullsh-t electronics(land rovers). it looks rugged and raw, unlike p-ssy lexus and bmw x-5’s. after all, why would you want an suv for luxury? i mean, the wrangler came from a design for use in combat. need i say more?
bill: “hey, jim so that honda pilot looks pretty bad–ss huh?”
jim:”h-ll, no!” “i’m gettin’ that jeep wrangler rubicon.” “it could run over the top of that rice burnin’ piece of sh-t!”
a car that because it has the name jeep printed on it, a m-ss of r-t-rds all think it is good offroad, when infact a prius could not only do better but get better mpg’s. but getting good mpg’s isnt really a struggle because throughout jeeps years they have never been able to give any of their cars over 20 mpg highway.pathetic.
jeep= junk, each and every part.
hey i bought a jeep wrangler and drove it 45 miles an hour! but i was rolling over going down a hill in red rpms when it happened, and i f-cking ran out of gas driving it home too!
jeeps suck!
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