Jeez-it
the cracker you eat at church communion in praise of jesus that looks simular to a cheez-it cracker.
you may now take and eat your jeez-it.
wafers of unlevened bread given at judeo-christian holy communion.
combination of jesus and cheez-it.
excuse me, father? where can i buy a box of those jeez-its?
(n) holy communion stolen from the minister to be taken home and have milk be added and to be eaten like cereal
dane cook used this in his “church” stand up act
holy sh-t! he’s stealing the jeezits!
hey! jeezits are two for two dollars, whoa!
to say jesus really fast.
or,
like cheezits but without the cheese part.
ohh jeezit we got f-cking tests didnt study ohh well f-ck it..lol
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