jeeze


a word used to make people think you care when you really couldn’t care less.
guy1 : i failed maths.

guy2 : jeeze to bad.
jeeze is the incorrect spelling of the correct speelling; geeze.
oh geeze! why did you do that!!!
jeeze: compliment shouted at woman with bak-off (extremely round, pert tight -rs- jus waiting for a slap) the origin of this word is unknown but does have links back to the days of christ (when that fake -ss cr-p was written anyway). best in use when u see sum fine galli with her d-ck head fella, as u approach stare at her and once she p-sses, check for bak-off. if apparent u may shout “jeeze!” and if her fella looks simply say ” wagwan blud! wat u lookin at u pr-ck”
“jeeze! that galli had bak-off” or ” jeeze! babyluv wats ure name”

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