Jeezle-Petes


an obscure expression heard mainly in the mid-west. a way for these humble folks living out in the bible belt to experience the ultimate stress reliever; sighing “jesus christ”, without the feeling like they are taking the lord’s name in vain.
cashier: that’d be $299 please
hoosier: jeezle-petes! thanks obama…

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