Jeff K.


jeff k is hosted through something awful’s website. (www.somethingawful.com) he is a teenage boy with the worst spelling and grammar skills known to man. he claims to be a 1337 hax0r, and likes to review movies and games. one of the best reasons to visit sa.
“all modams connected too each othar so to yuo could palay duke nukam 3d and get teh shrink ray micorwave gun!!! i shrank teh pig cop into a tiny hog and stepped on him and saw a strippar!!!”
something awful’s old advice columnist/video game mogul, best known for his absolute inept-tude when it comes to spelling correctly. jeff k would type something like, “wow, what a great tasting sandwich you made” to “wow, waht a gret tastign sadnwitch yuo maed!!!!!!” we don’t see jeff that much anymore on sa. i wonder where he has gone to.
yes yuo may make a webpaeg to worship jeff k teh cyclopes who is 40 feet
talls and shots fires lasars from his eye which does not cause disorientation or loss opf depth
perceptain unlike what comman medical theory dictates!!!!
better than pennyarcade
jeffk is better than penny arcade

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