Jeff off
1: to sandbag, or to remain hidden while there is work to do. when the work is done, the subject will reappear.
2: similarly, to perform a menial task for an extended period of time in order to avoid doing more substantial work.
coworker1: where did he go? there’s work to do.
coworker2: he went to the back, to jeff off.
coworker: what are you doing? we have a lot of stuff to do.
jeff off: it’s very important that i find that spoon. i’ll work on that for the next several hours.
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