Jeffranklin


notorious russian explorer and activist. famous for his work and often maniacal obsession with sand beetles. no current known whereabouts. last seen on a beach at lake michigan, throwing small rocks at bigger rocks.
“dude, you’ve heard of jeffranklin, right? what a sand beetle-obsessed creepazoid!”

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