jeffrey dueker
a bbm lover who enjoys c-ck sucking large rolls inside his v-g-n- and listening to gay songs lik ed-ck in my -ss and c-ck in my rolls
his favorite phrase “i’ll spread your rolls and you can spread mine”
sometimes acts like or is andy madden
pays him for c-cksucking sometimes compared to a kevin madden (a d-ld- redneck c-ck sucking n-gg-r sh-t who pretends to be a redneck when his friend is around( this is when they arent having surprise b-tts-x in the shed)the c-cksucking never ends when the jeffrey dueker and the local man wh-r- are together (also compared to a andy madden) when andy isnt around jeffrey c-cks his ear until he c-ms or his brain stops working (also known as an ear f-cking a specialty of andy madden)
jeffrey: oh sh-t i think i touched my brain i wish andy madden was here
andy madden:i have been you have been f-cking your ear for almost 7 years ive been eating your c-m to survive.\
jeffrey dueker: oh sh-t time flys by when your ear f-cking
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