Jegging Off
jerking off with eggs. preferably with the yolk still intact so it looks like you’ve been f-cking a hen in the cloaca.
travis, we have to talk. your jegging off has become a problem. though we respect you not touching the chickens anymore, we’re getting low on eggs.
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