Jehobo Witness


a jehova’s witness that lives on the streets. still as annoying as your regular jehova witness, but lacking hygiene and often addicted to crystal meth. will ask you first to convert, then for your spare change.
the other day a jehobo witness approached me. he smelled like gasoline, and jesus.

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