jehovahwatt
a jehovahwatt is based on the concept of the amount of energy one must expend trying to explain evolution to a creationist before you feel compelled to light yourself on fire in frustration. (etymology: first seen in fark comment 1607982, august 2005)
“it took 47.3 jehovahwatts to turn that water into wine” -whatshisname
“47.3 jehovawatts! 47.3 jehovawatts! the only thing that has that much power is a bolt of lightning!” -jimmyhaha
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