Jehovanny
one cl-ssy-ss motherf-cker. he is loyal and charming, and will walk around cars to open doors for you. your parents will love him, and he is as sweet as sugar, but tough on the outside. he’ll beat the sh-t out of any dude who puts the moves on his gal. his smile is the best thing to look at in the world. straight up the best person you will ever meet.
who doesn’t love jehovanny?
did you see jehovanny smile?
yeah man, he practically shoots rainbows out his -ss.
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