Jelaire


the name of an undescribable g-ddess of beauty. known to appear once every 1000 years for a very lucky person. some say it is like winning the lottery but you can never run out of the money!
a man is incomplete until he’s married, then he’s finished.

if a man is incomplete until he meets a jelaire, his life compared to all other men would be considered unfair.

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