JELANI KING
men that are irresistible to women. these men usually end up in relationships with multiple women that are happily aware of the other women. usually the jelani king and the women all live in the same home. the women in a jelani king’s life understand that it takes more than one woman to keep a jelani king happy, and that the jelani king has the ability to keep all of his women happy.
you love that jelani king because he knows how to make you weak in the knees.
1. a man given name out of pure irony
2. a happy boy sausage with no mustard in his knees with a huge dislike of potatoes bees, s-x, and tafari
3. a guy who wishes he was as cool as taiquan so as a joke he post a definition of taiquan on urban dictionary that is wrong
4.guy who doesn’t make moves on girls when given obvious chances
1. mr. b-tches is ironically jelani king
2. guy 1: i wish i was taiquan
guy 2: stop being such a jelani king
3.jelani king + girl alone in room = feet being creamed
4. jelani king: ” i wish i cud have taiquan’s life sooooooo bad, guess i’ll settle for mines
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