Je’Leese
a woman who is half turtle half man. she lives her life with her neck outstretched and her face in others. she is one of the most social, extravagant, freaky turtle-ladies you will ever come across. occasionally she will tend to target one person, and either bully them with her words or physically air hump them, whichever she is in the mood for. either way way she is one h-ll of a gal!
man 1: “whoa man did you see je’leese?! she was like totally humping me on the dance floor last night!”
man 2: “that’s hott.”
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