Jello-O-ous


in simpleton terms, jello-o-ous is when you are wicked jealous of someone of something. basically, jello-o is so crazy intense that you’re jealous of its fresh dancing abilities – the art of wiggle dance – that you describe all of your intense jealousness using that ratio. the ratio being your jealousness of jello-o to that of your jealousness of some other object – or person.
“hey john, how are you doing?” – waldo.
“oh, hey waldo.” – john.
“man, that is one wicked argyle sweater. i’m pretty jealous.” – waldo.
“oh yea. i can totally see it in your eyes.” – john.
“actually, i’m pretty jello-o-ous of it.” – waldo.
“yeah, i think most people are. and i know that the ladies dig it.” – john.
“well, see you later john.” – waldo.
“peace out, waldo.” – john.
“hey, where’s waldo at?” – chuck.
“i think he just went that way.” – john.

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