jelly baby

1. an english sweet.
2. the only known fear common to all daleks
doctor: “jelly baby?”
candy popular with time lords.
a close cousin of the jelly bean, a candy favored by ronald reagan.
“would you like a jelly baby?”
–the doctor
jellybaby: a nasty viral disease, commonly caught by nightclub staff on a weekly basis, causing nausia, vomiting and can in some cases lead to a total mental breakdown.

symptoms include: -rs-hole punters, the selling of jellyshots and soiled beanbags.
i’m going to have to call in sick tonight for work, i’ve got a bad case of ‘the jellybaby’
an english sweet. (candy)
i thought i wuold have a jelly baby with my tea
when a man -j-c-l-t-s in a woman’s -n-l c-n-l and a blob of s-m-n secretes out during a bowel movement.
my wife came home from work today to tell me that last night’s -n-l s-x left her with a jelly baby.
the congealed mix of sperm and nether fluids which remains if male -j-c-l-t- isn’t cleaned up within minutes of such a deposit.
i smoked my cigarette and laughed, after some hot s-x, as my girlfriend tried frantically to wipe the jelly babies off her back, but those little b-gg-rs just roll around and run away.
a creature found in the heart of wrexham. commonly exists subconsciously, is extremely lazy and often uses the phrase ‘bare effort’.

do not approach as they can be extremely dangerous if present with sharp, pointy objects although they can be calmed by being gifted with psychedelic edible substances.
man: hey, could you go make me a sandwich?
women: make your own god d-mn sandwich!
man: why you being a f-cking jelly baby??

guy: -starts playing around with a knife while stoned-
friend: wow dude, stop being a jelly baby for f-ck sake.

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