Jelly Hole
a masturbating device created by cutting a hole in your mattress and filling it with the jelly of your choice and then masturbating with it (for best results use grape jelly)
dude i made a jelly hole last night and m-st-rb-t-d til like three in the morning.
a shawtay’s v-g-n-. the breadbasket.
‘show me your jelly hole, shawtay”
as used in the song
shawtay (in the aisle of bread)
by thang city & the liquid flow
www.mysp-ce.com/thangcity
a v-g-n-. can also be used in a derogatory sense to describe a man’s -n-s with the implication that his -n-s is a mangina for other men’s pleasure.
sally has a much tighter jellyhole than your sister.
i told neil to make sure he doesn’t forget to lube up his jellyhole before he asks bob for a raise.
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