jelly leg
jelly leg means where a girl is f-cked from behind so hard that she loses the feeling of her legs so basicly she cant stand up
jelly leg: f-cker very very very hard
g-d’s way of telling you to sit the f-ck down
man, that guys so f-cked up he’s doin the jelly-leg
when a woman has an -rg-sm so intense her legs become like jelly, possibly resulting in her falling over. often accompanied by a squirt
laura: i’m telling you, sit down when you jill off in the shower.
sarah: why?
laura: because if you do it right you’ll get jelly legs and you don’t want to hit your head on the way down.
when a child goes into a state of paralysis below the waist in order to get what he/she wants.
kid: i want candy!!
mom: no!
kid: i want candy!(kid goes into jelly legs mode)
mom: timmy stand up! i’m not going to carry you!
kid: waaaaaaahhhh!
mom: jesus! here…what do you want?
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