Jelly on the Side
1) the woman with whom you’re having an affair with.
2) the woman with whom you’re having s-x with but you’re really interested in someone else.
3) a f-ck buddy that n-body knows about.
you remember my friend doc? his jelly on the side, gloria, told him about a fixed horse race on the 23rd.
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