jelly side down
masturbation technique for men.
begin by gently tucking the p-n-s and t-st-cl-s between the thighs and squeezing the thighs together to hold it in place, creating a mangina (manjina) in the front and a fruit basket behind (see also the buffalo bill tuck). then, while laying face-down (hence “jelly side down”), use two to three fingers to push the p-n-s backwards and then let it release forward. repeat motion as desired. when achieving climax, squeeze thighs together to create a c-m-tight seal while pointing the p-n-s behind you so that -j-c-l-t- will not travel between your legs onto the sheets/rug/desk/sofa/park bench.
see also: transgender soldier, lotion basket, jelly side up, fingerw-nk, and steve irw-nk.
wife: i’m on my period, baby. we can’t f-ck tonight. why don’t you just take care of it yourself while i watch tv?
husband: i just feel awkward about doing it in front of you because i only jack off jelly side down.
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