jelly swirl


after having coitus with a woman who is menstruating, one pulls out before -rg-sm, wipes the red v-g-n-l discharge on her face while -j-c-l-t-ng resulting in a pattern that resembles a jelly swirl.
hey babe, i know you don’t want to have s-x because you’re on the rag, but if we do i’ll make a jelly swirl!

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