Jelly Twat


it’s a female that first you lay, then you spread, resembling the motion of spreading jelly on toast. the v-g-n- is also often thick and squishy like jelly. is
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1. a combination of the words jelly and tw-t. 2 literally some jelly on a tw-t. 3. a highly gelatinous tw-t. 4. a highly gelationous person who you would degregate by referring to them as a tw-t.

the word comes from a dane cook about a couple he overheard in a grocery store arguing about jelly. in the story the man calls the woman a tw-t. comedy gold!
“what are you looking at you filthy jelly tw-t” or more importantly “oh yeah, get the jelly you f-cking jelly tw-t”
someone who instigates nothing-fights as per dane cook’s joke.
my girlfriend was being a real jelly-tw-t when she did not inform me of the jelly situation in the house.

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