jelly-wood


a term used for a somewhat excited p-n-s that is between the two stages of limp and b-n-r, most guys will work their p-n-s up to the jelly-wood stage before they whip it out to impress innocent bystanders
“dude, what the f-ck? what’s your hand doin’ in your pants?”
“chill out man, i’m just tryin’ to get a jelly-wood so i can flop my d-ck out.”
a jellywood is a hard on.
oh sh-t, i have a jellywood.

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