jellybean smuggler


a man with a very small p-n-s (see: b-tton on a fur coat) wearing a speedo, tighty whiteys, or tights and thus unintentionally revealing the outline of his unimpressive jellybean sized micro soft d-ck.
jenn: “you might want to think twice next time before choosing the speedo, ya jellybean smuggler!”
nate: “i am proud to be a jellybean smuggler, as was my father before me!”

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