jellymooishness
a state of random extreme hyperactiveness usually brought upon by bacardi and ‘frustration’!!!
“hey abi i can feel a bit of jellymooishness coming along, get the lads over!!!”
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when you are just sitting there, with no one talking, and all of a sudden, a girl yells “omg did i tell you??” and proceeds to tell the story. you are sitting on the couch, with no one talking, just sitting there and watching tv. when all of a sudden, your friend (preferably a girl) […]
- jetturbate
to m-st-rb-t- using a jet from a spa or hot tub instead of one’s hands. usually done by the extremely lazy, those trying to be discreet, or those trying to claim they do not m-st-rb-t-. “steve looked like he was having too good a time in the spa yesterday – i think he was trying […]
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