jemiseed
n. a blonde, baseball player who desperately wants to be in a relationship with his best friend but the feelings are not mutual. to get attention a jemiseed will make rude gestures and comments about the appearance of other girls and refuse to bathe. however, a jemiseed may occasionally make a kind gesture or comment towards his best friend, hoping that it will make her forget about all the other stupid sh-t that he most likely will do each hour. this attempt will always fail.
girl: i’m going out to lunch with my best friend for our usual thursday date.
friend: will he pay for you”
girl: of course! he’s such a jemiseed.
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