Jemus


uh..you’d have had to be there i guess. well it’s sort of a messed up word for jesus which means that it isn’t jesus at all it’s just a… well sorta kinda like a knock-off jesus.. $2.50 wal-mart brand. being called a jemus is one of the highest forms of flattery there ever was.
faithe is such a cool jemus llama-lover.
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jemus is the emu god, he is worshiped by millions of emus and thousands of humans world wide. he is portrayed in many photos, as a cat, to represent his forever lasting wisdom.
the morning prayer
jemus, hoo ha ha.

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