a bubbly awkward person with no filter at all. she would occasionally call herself a unicorn just because she can. like a freak. she is most likely to say the dumbest things and get away with it. she is spoiled rotten like an apple. most likely to murder someone on accident
“you just shot someone! oh my god you are being such a jenascia right now! call the police! now!”
when a person schedules only early morning cl*sses with the intention of napping in the afternoon. aliya can’t handle going to school for a full day so she’s going to kindercollege.
- johan bauman
a cun t and a f g t who have canc er johan bauman is gonna di e
- who let you out
usually referred to as a black person. when used you are asking who let you out of your cage at the zoo. hey curtis who let you out ? how’d this one get out?
mayonnaise sold to white people at a high markup. garlic aoli? totally worth a 2 dollar add-on!