Jensen Shuffle


when a drunkard proceeds to get tremendously inebriated or black-out drunk and wanders away from a group of friends, drinking establishment, or watering hole and “jensen shuffles” their way home. often the shuffler will p-ss by a fast food restaurant or street meat vendor only to find the food mangled the next day in their home.
brian: where did cole go last night?

tyler: i don’t know, i think he jensen shuffled home last night.

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