Jeremy’s Bike


the one and only bike of jeremy. this bike lives only to please and has been known to satisfy women in only ways a god can do. he roams the streets of newport ringing his bell at p-ssers by to brighten up there day and potentially pull. however jeremy’s bike is not just a bike he is a state of mind in which all individuals aspire to ascertain.
man 1: mate my wife cheated on me last night
man 2: sorry man i saw her with that bike…
man 1: oh that’s okay no woman can control herself around jeremy’s bike. at least she had the ride of her life.

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