Jeremy’s Mom


a very hot, attractive, often swampy lady. she often will have a sweaty v-g-n- and it will smell like that sh-t you took last night. no one wants to go near it, but everyone wants to f-ck it.
“jeremy’s mom rode my c-ck like a kid riding a pony at the grocery store.”
“jermemy’s mom is hot”
“jeremy mom’s v-g-n- got f-cked by a skinny (jeremy) kid last night.
1. the mother of jeremiah.

2. a reference to something randomly unexpected.
guy 1: what the h-ll was that!?!?!?

guy 2: it’s jeremy’s mom.

Read Also:

  • J-Lee'd

    when out dining with a group of more than four people, the subject who receives his or her food last–and most usually with an extra-extended delay that results in the rest of the table already finishing before the last subject even receives his or her food–has been j-lee’d. definition originated from an episode of my […]

  • Pump-Your-Gas-Girl

    a wirl, usually between the ages of 12-16 who will do various annoying things to gain attention such as laughing very loudly and unnecessarily, asking questions with obvious answers, basking in their “randomness,” and telling completely idiotic irrelevent stories. pump-your-gas-girl: it’s so cold in here! why is it so cold? omg. person: uh…it’s december and […]

  • Pardon Your Swagg

    be easy wit your’s.. don’t jump outta face.. dont act as if it is when it aint d-mn son i cant believe oh boy did that.. was u there to see what happen ” pardon your swagg ” dont say what you dont know

  • parob

    a physically working peasant (mid-age europe), word comes from polish ‘parób’. parob had to work for his lord before he could work on his own acre (his work for lord was called a corvee). nowadays often used to offend someone, to suggest that he is not important in our hierarchy. he thinks he rules. in […]

  • Party Envy

    when a person looks at photos on a social networking site, such as mysp-ce or facebook, of various parties they weren’t invited too or couldn’t attend. this makes the person jealous and/or upset they weren’t at the party in question. looking at the photos of the party he couldn’t attend, greg couldn’t help but be […]


Disclaimer: Jeremy's Mom definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.