jerk buddy, or jerk buddies, consist of two straight (and/or not straight) males masturbating together in one room until the point of *j*c*l*t**n.
justin bieber: “hey austin, want to be my jerk buddy?”
austin mahone: “sure, i’d love to rub one out with you, man.”
the latíno word for a man/woman whom everyone knows is addicted to marihuana or other ‘medical’ herbs. look at that basuquero smoking in our yard again. bring the shotgun, pedro.
- raw burger
a v*g*n* that has been so well f*ck*d that is appearance is left in a swollen, raw, reddened and tender to the touch state. resulting from hits of prolonged s*xual activity and/or an extremely endowed lover. a reference to a female’s fur burger as being raw like hamburger when done with pillaging s*xual play. roger […]
- you people
what uncle arthur of tv show bewitched (starring elizabeth montgomery) asked darren’s side of the family. uncle arthur played by paul lynde was a warlock where as darren (d*ck york) and the members of the stephens family were mortal. they easily fainted, became defensive, showed emotion and affirmed bias. samantha’s family members were each centuries […]
when your period just won’t start, and there is no reason for it not to. if you would stop stressing and relax, it will come out. joe, calm the f*ck down, you’re just menstruapated. or don’t waste your money on a pregnancy test, you’re just menstruapated.