Jerk Driving
the act of one jerking off to ones self.
the other day i was jerk driving to this chick in the lane next to me.
when one drives like a jerk.
friend 1: dude, this r-t-rd was driving all w-lly neely like. p-ssed me off.
friend : dude, he was jerk driving.
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