jerk em’ then smirk em’
to jerk someone off while creepily smiling at them as doing so. to the point where they are uncomfortable by the creepiness and call it a day.
comes from the group of phrases
“f-ck em’ then chuck em'” “blow em’ then throw em'” “hit and run” “hit it then quit it”
amanda: so what did you and hannah do last night?
brandon: well we were getting into it untill she pulled a jerk em’ then smirk em’ and it just creeped me out so i left without even finishing.
amanda: ewww.
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