Jerk Johnson
s-x act – verb – to lick a girl from bellyb-tton to tramp stamp in a single fluid motion.
swish: did you get magnanimous on that hottie you left the bar with last night?
jerk: oh yeah, i jerk johnsoned the sh-t out of her… ugh ugh ugh. (in the style of will ferrel in wedding crashers)
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