jerk-off artist
subway musician who only knows a few chords and plays them over and over again.
there are legitimate musicians earning a bit of money while gaining valuable performing experience before the general public — and then there are the j-rk–ff artists.
1. someone who is incompetent, completely unreliable, and so full of excuses that they should just m-st-rb-t- for the rest of their pathetic lives.
3. a jack of all trades if all trades were different forms of masturbation
2. someone who fails at their own life, and also succeeds to suck a little life out of everyone else on their way to nowhere.
1. someone who indecisively sits on their -ss while opportunities come and go until they are finally left with nothing.
what the f-ck is your problem man? we can’t count on you for sh-t anymore you f-cking j-rk–ff artist
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