Jerk Off Condom
an off brand, damaged, or expired condom that you would not feel safe using for s-x but could still be used to jerk off into.
man: did you bang amie last night or what, dude?
dude: h-ll yeah, i tore that p-ssy up. i was all out of condoms though so i had to grab one from your drawer.
man: sh-t, you’d better buy that sl-t some plan b and get your d-ck tested…the only thing in that drawer were jerk off condoms.
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