jerk off déjà vu
(noun) – the feeling you get while jerking off to a video of your ex-girlfriend on the internet (that you posted) in which you are having s-x with her.
what the h-ll’s your problem? you posted a video of us having s-x on the internet after i broke up with you!?
oh ya, and i had some wicked jerk off déjà vu last night.
what?
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