jerk off juice


crude slang for liquid personal lubrication products such as astroglide.
nah, i spent the night in with a bottle of jerkoff juice.
the sh-t that comes out of your d-ck hole after rubbin one out.
bro i was smackin the monkey hard yesterday to rosie odonell and i made enough jerk off juice to feed a sperm bank.

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