Jerk-the-Shmerk


pullin’ the pug….

not even extended…similar to an inny…not an outty!
you:
hey…i looked up you p-rn the other day. it is…actually free!

me:

oh, really?

you:

i went there the other day to make sure you were right about them charging money……..

me:

don’t lie!!! you know you went to that site to jerk-the-shmerk!

you:

lol

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