jerk trap
when masturbating to digital p-rnographic material, you continuously come across thumbnails of other videos that appear to be more appealing than the current one you are watching. this continues on until you suffer from chafing on your p-n-s and have trouble masturbating for a long period of time.
yeah…i jerk trapped so hard last night, i don’t think i’ll be able to m-st-rb-t- for a month.
when one is minding one’s genitals pleasurably (i.e. masturbating) while using p-rnographic material, and one wants to “complete” (i.e. j-zz) but it is in the back of the mind of that person that he/she could always find a better video to complete on. this continues in an ongoing cycle until your genitals finally give up and end up being temporarily or permanently scarred depending on the person.
dammit, man i won’t be able to m-st-rb-t- for a month! this is the last time i’ll fall for the jerktrap.
when your masturbating while using p-rnagraphic material and you want to finish but in the back of your head you know you can find a better video. so you end up watching multiple videos because the thumbnail looks 10 times better than the last.
jimmy only had a short amount of time to mess around, before he knew it he was in a jerk trap and chafed himself so badly he couldn’t mess around for a month.
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